The Junkies

Adan KlingelhoeferAgamemnon Warner Ahmad Valentine Aileen Abernathy Alexis Frey Alisa Kasha Alphonse Montoya Alta Singelton Alvaro Roach Angeline Glass Angelique Hinson Angstadt Huit Anibal Tripp Antwan McIntosh Archie Lane Arlen Leppke Armando Abernathy Aubrey Yang Augustus Wandless Autumn Garland Bach Lynch Barton Fountain Benita Mora Benkendorf Benkenobi Benkilgore Bernardo Bryant Bernardo Funk Bernice N. McKay Beth Tacker Bianca Santos Blair Arnold Bob Tolzmann Bobbie Crump Brad Ivey Brad Jenkins Bridgett Blackburn Britney Leal Britney Parra Britney Richmond Brooke Teague Bruno Melvin Bryce Bray Buford Bragg Burl McPherson Burrage Steinhauer Carlo Luck Carlton Cornelious Carly Washburn Cathleen Asiedu-Akrofi Celestina Allen Chang Pham Charity Scruggs Charlene Kiser Chastity Lowery Cherie Staley Ching Peters Cierra Griffin Claire lam Claud Coleman Claudio Dill Cleveland Guzman Concepcion Mcnally Connie Huddleston Consuelo Schroeder Cookies K. Sunk Corey L. Pulsated Cornelius Sawyer Cornell Carrier Coy Church Craft Elgardo Cublert Steitz Cynthia Shiflett Cyril Robinson Daja Elliott Damian Craig Dante Hyde Deanna Downey Delia Ham Delmar Doyle Delta Mara Demetrius Harrington Denver Hurley Deon Luck Desmond Oliver Dester O. Bap Dewayne Dyer Dino Sierra Dino Street Dino Tovar Dionne Boyle Dissing R. Gastronomical Dominica Ute Donnie Dotson Doris Deal Earl Deloach Eddy Snellenberger Eldon Asher Eldridge Dewey Elinor Brisson Ellamae Walker Eloy Padgett Elsa A. Ware Elsie Brightly Elton Coffey Elton Steele Elvia Peacock Elvira Steele Emilio Loveless Emmsflkamaruddin Erin Sweet Ernesto Chamberlain Ernesto Rinehart Ernie Garland Esmerelda Potter Esperanzo B. Vargas Estella Wells Ethelene Lopez Eula Overton Eula Rich Faustino Mosley Ferris A. Denton Fladys Finley Flavor S. Differentiation Forinda Sims Forrest Mercado Frank Wong Frankie Fritz Franklin Gallegos Franklin Lam Freddy Shirley Freida Odell Fritz Silver Gabriela Vigil Gale Aldridge Garrisons Q. Regularity Geneva Corcoran German Ham Gertie Kiener Glen Shropshire Golden Armstrong Goldie McKnight Guadalupe K. McQueen Guerra Edna Gwendolyn Goldberg Harriett Jernigan Hazel Buffington Helga Darby Heriberto Lay Herminia Hahn Hester Joiner Hindsight L. Remainders Horno Sixyear Housewife H. Judicially Houston Wartchow Howard Kinker Hubert Winters Hunter Coon Hutter Risko Ignacio Chung Insomnia L. Australia Ira Bright Irwin Gamble Isiah Crow Israel Zgoda Ivory Dowdy Ivory Ward Janette Boudreaux Jarvis Donnelly Javier Ambrose Jeannie Frank Jeffery Bermudez Jennifer Beharry Jessia Jordan Jewell Knight Kareem Neal Katina Crocker Kenya Vincent Kinga Neiss Kraig Cockriel Kristy Pearce Krystal F. Seals Lana Little Lana Rock Laverne Herring Lavone Roberts Lazaro Goins Lela Lujan Leland Springer Lemuel Hahn Leona Ott Leroy Shindle Lessie Chacon Leta Kilgore Letha Charles Lillian Snell Lincoln Roland Links Privacy Linwood Bowling Lori Lester Lori Lundy Louetta Samella Louie Wolf Louis Rojas Lowell McCombs Lula Hamm Madge McCord Magdalena Graham Maho Espino Malcolm Sheridan Manis Campione Marcelino Macias Margarito Honeycutt Margarito Morton Maricela Nidia Matilda Metz Mavis Spears Maxine Dukes Maybell Dong Melva Holcomb Milford Goss Millie Montes Minnie Ames Misty Cantu Modesta Howard Mohamed Flood Moloch B. Examples Monte Branch Morton Bergeron Myron Santana Nannie Toupin Napoleon Baker Natalie Coon Nestor Bowles Neva Bolton Noble Beien Noreen Gillespie Norman Dunbar Normand Woods Numbers Roberson Odessa Newsome Ola Baca Olen jack Olga Major Olive Wills Olympia Lender Opal Pearson Ophelia Jones Ora McCullough Orlando Duarte Orval Vann Oscar Cutrone Oscar Farrell Oscar Shea Osvaldo Carter Otto Coates Overshadowing C. Gristly Pablo Berger Pablo Leatherman Pansy Velez Parker Huffman Pasquale Esparza Pat Stout Patti Potts Pedro Harrington Preston Schulz Prospero Parson Rankness T. Section Raquel Sneed Raymundo Medrano Reginald Braun Rico Eldridge Rico Odom Rico Wilson Rodney Zuniga Ronny Roswick Rootless U. Sateen Roxie McGhee Roxie Vaughan Royal Elkins Rozella Jutta Rudoph Ham Rufus Melton Rukmini Buchholz Rusty Silvano Salvatore Tuttle Sammie Guevara Santiago Westbrook Seymour Keene Sheena Hamlin Sherman Golden Silas Colon Silas Shook Silvia Dowdy Snuffbox A. Genitals Socorro Moore Spasming C. Croquet Stasia Magdalene Stomachs U. Hadn Summer Swan Swanhild Grindle Sydney Pena Ta Sherrell Tabatha Gallagher Tammie Underwood Tennille Hayes Tidies P. Biological Tim Bowers Tisha Pack Tisha Pickens Titilation I. Circlets Tool B. Peonage Trenton Goodrich Twila Barry Tyree Miranda Tyson Espinosa Van Blake Vanesa Aurea Velda Parker Velvet Donnie Venus Schmaltz Vilma Foster Virgie Melvin Virgil Reeder Vlad Witherspoon Vonda Binkowski Vonda Milton Wallace Galvan Wendy Botha Weston Gleason Weston Peck Wilbur Ward Wilburn Stanton Wilda Keller Will Crowder Wilma Mays Wilmer Dooley Winston Powers Xiao Dean Yolanda Duvall Yong Campos Yoshie Kennedy Young Leontine Yvette Gorden Yvonne C. Blevins Zane Bradley Zodiak Casino Zoraida Mitchell

most people don't read their junkmail

Blog, I don't read it! I just collect names.

don't you have anything better to do?

Well, maybe someone will find this list useful. Maybe someone needs a name for an elephant.*

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It is most important to be a good namer, since it falls to all of us at some time or other to name anything from a canary to a castle and since names generally have to last a long time.

*From Ounce Dice Trice (it's back in print!), by Alastair Reid, with drawings (including this one) by Ben Shahn.